I recently agreed to run a panel discussion for a psychology symposium, as the panel's discussant. Sounds easy, right? Stand up, introduce the panelists, give a brief description of what everyone is here to talk about, then sit down...
But, actually, there is WORK involved. And I can't keep up with it. I get e-mails telling me what I need to do, including writing my bio, seminar learning goals, etc, and I can't seem to get it done...actually, I can't even remember the BASIC INSTRUCTIONS that I need to follow...you know, like how many goals to write, and when this is all due. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY BRAIN? My capacity for concentration and attention to detail is utterly shot. I would want it back, too, if I could think about it for long enough.
I was encouraged by an article I read last year about motherhood improving cognitive skills, you know, from all the MULTITASKING we do. The main study cited in the article looked at rat mommies and noted that they were able to do about a zillion little rat things while caring for their pups (compared to their male counterparts). **NOTE: Are you noticing how decidedly unscientific this description is? And I have a Ph.D. HA!!** Maybe my brain is somehow stronger now...but I can tell you, it is not functioning properly!
I think someone should start a business of working for moms as their auxiliary brains. For example, this person could follow a mom around, making notes of what needs to be done, posting reminders and regularly whispering in her ear "don't forget the wet clothes need to go into the dryer" or "you should be doing your work and not writing your blog"...or, what the hell, maybe they should just do it for her! Who are these lazy, pestering jerks anyhow?!?
Oy. I need a drink. Speaking of drinks...Did I mention that I quit drinking coffee? It was giving me severe blood sugar crashes. :( Maybe this is my problem lately. Maybe those rodent mommies did so well in their multitasking because they got to drink coffee.
Here's my new hypothesis:
Mom Brain (minus) stimulants = severe cognitive decline
I'd research this myself, but, well...wait...what was I saying?
I need the auxiliary brain RIGHT NOW. If you start such a service, SIGN ME UP.
ReplyDeleteYes! Me, too! It is funny, because I do a lot of thinking for other people in my job...but when it comes to my own life, I can't remember ANYTHING. How does that happen??? (Maybe it's all one big defense mechanism...like, "oh, right...dinner...I forgot!")
ReplyDeleteI love Mom Brain minus stimulants equals cognitive decline. I am severely convinced that the people in my job are going to figure out at any moment that I don't have any idea what I'm doing. Thanks for saying exactly what I'm feeling.
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